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The Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant is back for a second year of fun-sized entertainment.
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It all started when the owner of Kings County Bar and her girlfriends compared notes about their pleasant encounters with minorly endowed gentlemen, and decided these guys deserved their own showcase.
“We got to talking and we said these guys should have a pageant,” said Bobbie Chaset, manager of the Bushwick gin mill and producer of the pageant.
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That turned out to be a popular idea. Last year’s inaugural competition drew a full house to see a half-dozen contestants, covered by baby socks, strut their stuff on top of the bar.
The men seek to impress a panel of judges, competing in categories of formal wear, talent and swimsuit.
Hecklers will be tossed out, and any well-hung bros trying to crash the competition will be humiliated and ejected, organizers promised.
The guy with biggest personality wins $200, a crown, a scepter and a date with two blonde sisters that could include a trip to neighborhood jiggle joint Pumps.
The reigning champ, 27-year-old Nicholas Gilronan of Briarwood, Queens, said he doesn’t mind the notoriety that came with his tiny triumph. “I’m fine with it,” Gilronan told the News. “I am what I am. I can’t change it.”
COURTESY KINGS COUNTY BARNicholas Gilronan at last year's contest.The part-time actor and model flew out to Los Angeles for media interviews after his, er, big win, and spoke to radio hosts as far away as Ireland.
He also scored dates with two girls as a result of his victory, and a porn producer tried to cast him in a hardcore skin flick.
“I politely declined,” said Gilronan, who has modeled nude for art students. “That’s where the line is drawn — sex on camera for distribution.”
He’s decided to pass on the title, rather than try for a repeat, but said he hasn’t ruled another competition a few years down the road. “If they do, like, a battle of the champions, that would be fun,” Gilronan said.
The bar has had to turn away contestants hoping to get lost in Gilronan’s sock, organizers said.
It should be no surprise diminutive dudes want a night for themselves, said the show’s master of ceremonies, a performer named Chicken Bitches.
“When people look at it, they may think it’s a joke,” he said. “But it’s really something where these guys can come and feel good about themselves and have people worship them.”
dmmurphy@nydailynews.com
